Gay speed dating

"No one here believes I'm a top," I thought to myself while taking the first sip of my second overpriced beer. " he yelled, throwing them to one side of the proverbial gymnasium. I was surprised to see that of the 30-ish men there, only three (including me) were dressed up.

I was less than halfway through a night of gay speed dating for "bottoms" and "tops" and had already been asked three times if I was in the right group. You're gayer than Judy Garland's Christmas ornaments. " I eventually "lost" my name tag at some point in the night. Far too many of the men, who were essentially about to go on at least 15 first dates, were wearing T-shirts and tank tops.

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One gentleman, for example, interrupted me halfway throughout our introductions and asked with a smile, "Are you a Greek god? I gave him the ol' side eye and sipped out of my beer suspiciously. "I would love to take you back to my apartment to photograph you." Flattered, and with a bit of beer foam dribbling out of my mouth, I politely declined.

" Convinced I had misheard him, I asked him to repeat that. I know how that scenario usually ends: a rain coat, an axe and "Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News blasting from a stereo.

Try something a little more sophisticated, and find someone worth meeting; maybe find your soulmate. Unlike other gay speed dating events, at 28Gays Later we have a unique format that means you’ll meet all of the other guests, not just one half of the room.

You’ll also get your messages/results before you leave the venue, instead of having to wait days for a “matches” email as you would with other speed dating events.

The human race must have really pissed off a love god from some pantheon to be punished with the literal hell that is OKStupid.

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